Rampo Noir Review

This movie is a compilation of 4 short films:

Mars Canal-A silent film, complete silence until the end. Running time is only 7 minutes so it's worth watching. Amazing film work with 'flickering' scenes.

Mirror Hell- This film definitely captivated my attention. Mirrors, mirrors everywhere. The mirror placement and the angle of the camera made for some incredible shots. I was particularly fond of the craftsmanship of the hand mirrors, very impressive and interesting how it's done.

Caterpillar- My opinion, the most twisted of the 4 films. This story is based on a war hero who returns home with no limbs, no ability to speak or hear, just his eyesight. His wife decides that she doesn't want to be a war hero's wife, so she starts to torture him. The sound effects are spot on in this film, no doubt.

Crawling Bugs- I was resisting the urge to scratch during this film. The story revolves around an actress and her driver. The driver has a phobia and 'allergic' reaction to any human interaction. He gets around people and he begins to scratch uncontrollably. He forms an obsession with the actress and decides to take her home with him, and the story goes from there....
I loved the theme music on this one, it reminded me a lot of the Sex and the City theme song, got a little chuckle out of me ;)


Overall, the color contrast, sound effects and camera use in this movie was incredible. You could watch the entire thing on silent (which it's all subtitled anyway) and fully appreciate the beauty of the film work. If you don't mind slightly twisted, bloody entertainment, and also having to read subtitles, go ahead and give this a go, it's worth it.

Teeth Review

I wasn't so sure about this movie at the beginning, all the talk about purity. The abstinence 'ring', to remind you to keep your gift wrapped. I definitely didn't know what to expect for the remainder of the movie...but I continued through. As the movie went on, it got a lot better. I had quite a few laughs that I wasn't expecting.

I can't really give too much information without giving away any spoilers, but if you are up for a slightly twisted, yet entertaining film, this would be a good one to choose. Just make sure there aren't any children around ;)

Romper Stomper Review

Please, Please, Please do not waste your time watching this movie....It took every ounce of energy I had to stay awake and to remain focused on the movie. Ok, granted this was the 5th movie in a row I have watched today, but really, it sucked. The movie never gives you the chance to get to 'know' any of the characters, so you never form any sort of emotional bond with them. When there is no bond with a character, there is a lack of suspense.

I will say, however, that there were two things in the movie that grabbed my attention momentarily. Hando (played by Russel Crowe has an incredible tattoo on his left arm that I found to be rather intriguing. The other thing, was a scene where the gang of guys were demolishing a car...I have always wanted to take a baseball bat to a windshield and jump on a car, not sure for what reason, but yeah. LOL

There you have it, don't waste your time. OH! the soundtrack is horrible, so not a fan.

The Hills Have Eyes Review

Radiation: friend or foe?

Here is your 'average' family, joined together on a road trip to San Diego. Along the way, they encounter a few, shall we say, 'not so minor' roadblocks. The 'people' who inhibit the hills, where they now sit and wait, were effected by nuclear bombs years before. They have been mutated and corrupted due to this misfortune. With exhaustion setting in, this family is in for an adventure....

This movie has the perfect combination of all features a horror movie should contain. From the desert setting, to provide a feeling of abandonment and echoing fear, to the camera angles, inconsistent camera stability and the sound effects. This is truly one of my top movies to watch when you just want to indulge in a disturbingly grotesque film. I strongly recommend viewing this one, over and over and over....

...that poor bird...

Spun Review

This is your typical 'tweaker' movie. Your dealer consumes so much of his supply that he loses sight of where he put it, he goes looking and in the process becomes more paranoid. Ross (played by Jason Schwartzman) gets hired as a driver for The Cook (played by Mickey Rourke). As the movie moves along, bump after bump is consumed. The more Ross does, and the longer he is awake, the more demonic and dark his trips become. At one point he is so out of his mind that he is convinced that he 'needs' to keep April tied to his bed his is apartment.

The filmography is similar to that of Requiem for a Dream in regards to the projected experience of getting high, differentiating mostly in it's more animated portrayal.

I would say this is a decent movie, I wouldn't tell you to go out and buy it, but it's worth a rental, or hell, just borrow it from a friend and save your money. Enjoy ;)

Tigerland Review

Welcome to Tigerland, the second worse place on Earth. Tigerland is the US Army's stateside version of Vietnam, utilized for soldier training before shipping out. This movie focuses on the moral battles that soldiers face towards inflicting harm upon another human being. Revealing the means by which some individuals try to seek a discharge from the armed forces, mental instability, hardship, or personal injury which would prevent them from performing their duties as a soldier.

The shaky camera does make the film difficult to watch during some scenes, however it does add to the realism of the plot. A 'B' film most definitely, but a movie that deserved more attention then it got. Starring Colin Farrell, as Pvt. Roland Bozz, he takes on the role as 'Platoon Sgt.' In this role, he acts as the 'go to' guy for all of the other's needs. When anyone wishes to get out of the military, he will try to help them find a way. He doesn't do anything against the rules, he just *knows* the rules (UCMJ) well enough to help the guys read between the lines.

One of my favorite movies, a different perspective on the war as it all takes place on US territory. If you enjoy war movies, this is a good one. If you have ever served, I guarantee you have met a guy like Bozz before, you will either love him or hate him.

The Devil's Rejects Review

Let me just start off by saying that this was one of the better suspense/serial killer movies I have seen in quite some time. I am ashamed to say that it has taken me this long to get around to viewing it. The freeze-frame style filmography was great, an excellent way to capture your attention in multiple ways.

The plot is basically a story of revenge set into motion. The Texas sheriff decides to seek revenge upon the Firefly family for the death of his brother. Since his death, there have been several more murders that have occurred. The news reel describes the events as "The most horrific crime scene since Jack the Ripper stalked the streets of London". This is definitely proven true on many occasions throughout the movie. From the mack truck to the 'digging of the buried weapons', Otis is held truthful to his statement when he says,'I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.'

An amazing soundtrack consisting of classic rock hits, setting the mood that 'everything is just peachy', however unlikely that is to believe. A great ending, which seem to be extremely hard to come by these days. If you saw House of 1,000 Corpses, you can understand the brilliance behind Rob Zombie's ability to write and direct an incredible film. I strongly recommend seeing this movie, it will definitely be added to my favorites ;)


Happy Viewing....

Movie Marathon

...and it begins!!! 5am on the west coast and I will be awake for the next 24 hours engaging myself in a 24 hour movie marathon. I will be reviewing all movies viewed. Have a good weekend!!!

Clash of the Titans 3D

I've been reading a lot of reviews on this movie and have yet to come across anything supporting this flick. Apparently, it has been suggested to wait until dvd and take it home with you...cheaper than walking out on a movie. From what I've heard, the 3D quality is really bad and almost nauseating in the theater. I haven't seen it yet, but just wanted to throw this out there to anyone who was planning on seeing it, I would say go for 2D....

(Oh, and just for the record, these reviews are NOT from the critics, they are from avid movie watchers such as myself. )

Burn After Reading Review

Okay, I know most of you have probably already seen this movie if it was one you were wanting to see. Let me just say it was hilarious. Spewing with wit and satire, this was a great flick. I hate to admit, but Chad Feldheimer (played by Brad Pitt) was by far my favorite character. The scene with him in the car darting his eyeballs had me literally busting a gut, hilarious. Another prime performance was Linda Litzke (played by Frances McDormand) providing the audience with a quirky, off the wall character who has an interesting mission set before her.

I would absolutely recommend this movie to anyone who ever sits down and hits 'power' on their television set. An hour and a half of your time, and your abs will feel like they got a workout after laughing so hard.

Have you already seen this movie? What were your thoughts? Did you find it as hilarious as I did?

Elm Street 2010

I just saw this trailer again for the new remake of Nightmare on Elm Street...I am soooooo going to see this :) It releases on April 30th, reviews to come.


click the link below to view trailer:

Elm Street 2010

Is this a series that you also grew up watching? Will you go see the remake or are you more a fan of the original film?

Streets of Blood Review

Starring Val Kilmer and 50 Cent, a police drama portraying the crime that follows a disastrous natural disaster. After Hurricane Katrina hits New Orleans, death and crime hit the streets harder than ever. A story about dirty cops trying to do right by the department standards, and the frequent butting in by the FBI and DEA, everyone is out to cover their own ass.

Throughout the abandoned streets and condemned buildings, drugs and money are in demand. With lots of fire power and lack of second thoughts of pulling a trigger, blood shed appears all around.

When the DA goes up against the PD things start getting heated. The handful of dirty cops are more interested in keeping their power on the streets and 'getting their rocks off', than they are following the law.

A great movie, action filled and a decent story line, you should either get it on NetFlix or pick it up the next time you are at your local video store ;)

Annapolis Review

Watching this movie, I had a question that lingered all the way through...is this movie about the Naval Academy or is it about some boxing match?

The military/bootcamp content was relatively accurate; uniforms, acting was fairly convincing, considering the lack of true Naval experience. The cast was well chosen, and made it easy to differentiate between the characters you wanted to love and the ones you wanted to hate. Of course, no movie is complete without some sort of love story attached to it, the match-up was also well chosen.

All things considered, whether you are interested in watching a movie based upon the military, boxing, or an underdog story, I would recommend the movie. It's relatively light, minus a few scenes that may cause you to turn your head. It may not be one that everyone would want to own, but I definitely think it's a film that should be seen.

Have you seen this movie? What were your thoughts and opinions?

Dahmer Review

Okay, so maybe this isn't a movie most people would pick out of the millions of movies swarming around, but if you have any interest in serial killer movies this one was pretty decent. The movie starts off with Jeffrey Dahmer (played by actor Jeremy Renner, better known for his performance in The Hurt Locker) working in a chocolate factory. They portray him as an ordinary guy with an underlying creepiness. Dahmer has a sick and twisted infatuation with 'playing God'. He likes to bring his victims to the brink of death and then revive them. They show a recap of his days cruising the bars; drugging and raping his victims.

Throughout the movie, Dahmer has frequent flashbacks of what brought him to where he currently resides in his head, so it's almost like watching two movies at once. The movie captures the essence of what made Dahmer the iconic symbol he has become in our culture, however they do not show to the malicious degree the horrible acts he committed. This movie was definitely made for the viewers on an entertainment level and not so much for educational value. I found the acting to be quite convincing, with Renner never losing sight of his character.

As with most movies, the ending never seems to live up to one's expectations. With just the right amount of twisted encounters and convincing creepiness, I would absolutely recommend this movie to anyone that has an interest in Hollywood's portrayals of serial killers.

Do you know of any other movies that would categorize in this genre that would also be worth viewing?

The Ghost Writer Review

(I got impatient and couldn't wait until this weekend to start reviewing movies....oops)

(this is a link to the book; the movie has not been released on DVD yet as it is still in theaters)

Altogether a decent movie. The movie starts out by jumping right into the story, searching for a suspenseful journey indulging into a conspiracy, however coming up short. I found the movie to gain suspense a few times throughout the film, but the subtle, British humor that was thrown in acted more as a distraction than an addition to the plot.

I found this movie to be rather predictable, maybe due to the acting? The wrap up definitely could have packed a little more punch, but it almost seemed like the just needed to find a way to end the story.

So, I would say it's a movie worth seeing. The jokes throughout the movie were quite entertaining, but if you are looking for a suspense thriller, this wouldn't add up. My advise, wait 'til it's released on DVD and take it home :)